HIPPOS Are PEOPLE! Well, At Least According To A New US CLASSIFICATION That’s Attempting To Rescue Them!

In a historical first, the US Federal Court has officially recognised a community of Columbian Hippos as “legal persons” in an attempt to allow foreign legal assistance against Columbian authorities as they attempt to cull the hippo population.

The question is, how does this relate to Pablo Escobar? Watch to find out!